TG: fuck shes been busy

TG: no kidding

TG: leaving you all hanging like panties on a wire

EB: dave, oh my god-

TG: leaving you to dry for a week

TG: two weeks

TG: too long if you ask me

TG: its not even funny anymore

EB: dave, it’s okay! it’s all over now.

TG: im just so full of feelings john

EB: i know. :B

EB: my god.

TG: where the fuck did you get this egderp

we like you just fine guys!!!!!!!! you’re our best friends how could we not like you? :B

and we cant get rid of you because youre our sisters
(hehehe)

unironically speaking and everything

sometimes he’ll even wear his shades to bed! this is a blessing in disguise.

well long story short we decided to meet up at a local mall near his house

even though he knew what i looked like john couldnt put one and one together when he saw me and totally mistook me as some identical stranger
but how can anyone look as cool as me

i let him text me for about an hour before i got bored and confronted him

never seen a derp glow so red

we fight almost every time we hang out! it’s not always bad, just messing around, but it can get ugly!

sometimes we can’t even remember why we started fighting! :B

i mean
my god
im pretty sure im the coolest kid on the whole god damned planet

ive got swag for all these women and the homosex men like egderp

and one anon doesn’t know what my favorite drink is

it’s the nectar of the gods man it’s pretty obvious

oh but i guess john likes root beer or some shit that’s pretty good

i’d certainly say it’s quite the sweet bromance! :B

(hehehehehe)

of course this would be the first question

no bro its totally fine that you have a sick pedo crush on your brother and his best bro in the world

even on the god damned internet you cant get enough of me i thought there was a bro code for this kind of thing
we’re just going to pretend you dont exist okay
cool
great

what the hell